Real Estate QUOTES Back to Jokes
for a case of nerves that a case of beer won't help." Anonymous
"If you aren't
working for your goals, you are working for someone else's goals."
"This reminds me
of my African safari. Somebody lost the corkscrew opener and we
had to survive on just food and water for two whole weeks."
"I have simple
tastes. I only like the best of anything." Oscar Wilde
"Goals just point
us in a direction. Visualization can create the inner experience
for our manifestation. Something will become a reality when our
minds are made up to do it, and take the appropriate action to
make it happen." Anonymous
"Every man is the
architect of his own future." Goethe
"They may forget
what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel."
Carl W. Buechner
"Luck is a word
we use to explain the good fortune of those we don't like." Anonymous
and inventions arise from the observations of little things."
Alexander Graham Bell
just anger without enthusiasm." Anonymous
"Whoever said you
can't buy happiness never bought a puppy." Gene Hill
what you get when you're looking for something else."
"Honesty is telling
the truth to others. Integrity is telling the truth to ourselves."
"Face reality as
it is, not as it was, or as you wish it were. Be candid with everyone.
Don't manage, lead. Change before you have to. If you don't have
a competitive advantage, don't compete. Control your own destiny,
or someone else will." Jack Welch, CEO of GE
"We've all heard
that you are what you eat- it's the same thing with your mind,
so be careful. You become what you picture in your mind."
"Always bring out
the positives in any situation and the situtation itself will
become more positive."
"The softer and
gentler one is led, the farther the person will follow because
it feels good every step of the way!"
"Most people agree
with the person who keeps his mouth shut." Mark
"Ideas are such
funny things. They don't work unless you do."
we are what we eat. Nuts must be a commoner diet than we had thought."
"The only failure
lies in failure to start." Harold Blake Walker
is not safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either
a daring adventure, or nothing." Helen Keller
"Whether you think
you can, or think you can't, you're right!" Henry
"I'm running down
a dream. It would never would come to me. Working on a mystery.
Going wherever it leads. Running down a dream." Tom
Petty and the Heartbreakers
"The people who
get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the
circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them." George
"If one advances
confidently in the direction of his own dreams, and endeavors
to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success
unexpected in common hours." Henry David
"There is nothing
capricious in nature, and the implanting of a desire indicates
that it's gratification is in the constitution of the creature
that feels it." Ralph Waldo EmersonTen Famous Football Quotes Often Used in Real Estate Sales
1. “Do right. Do your best. Treat others as you
want to be treated.”
2. “Without self-discipline, success is
3. “I learned that if you want to make it bad
enough, no matter how bad it is, you can make it.”
4. “Build up your weaknesses until they become
your strong points.”
5. “Show class, have pride, and display
character. If you do, winning takes care of itself.”
6. “The difference between a successful person
and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather in a
lack of will.”
7. “The road to Easy Street goes through the
8. “If a team is to reach its potential, each
player must be willing to subordinate his personal goals to the good of the
9. “Football is an honest game. It's true to
life. It's a game about sharing. Football is a team game. So is
10. “Winning isn't everything, but it beats
anything that comes in second.”
Murphy's Laws for Real Estate
1. Your best tenant will get a job transfer during the worst rental market of the decade.
When a tenant attempts to fix the leaky faucet himself, expect to not
only replace the faucet but the entire plumbing system too.
When a tenant's furnace breaks down in winter, or the air conditioning
in summer, it's always the most expensive part that will need to be
4. When the tenant from
across town needs something to be repaired quickly, the hardware store
will close five minutes before you get there.
5. A tenant's uncanny ability to see dirt and damage will be much greater when they move in than when they move out.
The working components of a rental home (heating,cooling,electrical,
plumbing, dishwasher, garbage disposal, doorbell and refrigerator) will
break down 90% faster on the rental than the working components of your
own home.7.When a tenant calls and says "Hi, how's it going?" you know that something is drastically wrong.
When a tenant claims to "love gardening" it means that they are fond of
gardens found in books, movies and maybe the Sahara desert but not your
particular rental property.
9. The sweet little girl with the
baby you rented your house to will always have an abusive boyfriend,
and their loud, passionate lovemaking at night, nasty quarrels and
screamfests will be the talk of the neighborhood.
10. Proper disposal of two quarts of bacon grease for a tenant is always down the kitchen sink.